I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Cannibals don’t eat clowns…
….they taste funny.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather…
 
     ….rather than screaming in horror like the passengers in his car.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I just got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

“An object at rest cannot be stopped.”

                          - The Mad Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight