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		<title>Joke of the Day: Parking</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
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I feel like I&#8217;m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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		<title>Joke of the Day: Cannibals</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Cannibals don&#8217;t eat clowns&#8230;
&#8230;.they taste funny.

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		<title>Joke of the Day:  Sleep</title>
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather&#8230;
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&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#8230;.rather than screaming in horror like the passengers in his car.

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		<title>Thought of the Day: Lawyers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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		<title>Thought of the Day: Statistics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
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42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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		<title>Thought of the Day:  Lost</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 23:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
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I just got lost in thought. It wasn&#8217;t familiar territory.

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		<title>Thought of the Day: Hands</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 19:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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		<title>Thought of the Day: Sunshine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 16:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
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A day without sunshine is like, night.

&#160;

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		<title>Thought of the Day: Whales</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 23:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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		<title>The Frog</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 21:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
&#8220;Miss Whack, I&#8217;d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.&#8221;


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